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if you move I will shoot you'

I discovered too late that I was too close to the car ahead of me.
 the driver seemed to be in close relation with the officer on the road.  with a hiss,  I made to turn away from the obstruction on the road.  will I call it wrong or right timing because as I made it almost out,  the car ahead pulled away then I heard the officer shout reaching for his gun.  'madam,  if you move I will shoot you'. with adrenaline surging,  I struggled to have a smile up hiding my fear and disgust.  he entered my vehicle.  I reached out for my car particulars assuming that's what he is in for. he looked round and then said ' madam find me something we Don dey for sun since'.  I scowled within and reached for my purse.  1000 naria was out,  I wanted him gone.  he held unto my hand and said ' for this act,  God bless u.  if I had liver,  I would have shoved him off with a spit but I am supposed to be a lady and he is the one with the uniform and the gun.
IOL

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