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A national emergency should be declared on the current state of akara in this country.

A national emergency should be declared on the current state of akara in this country. That shit too damn white on the inside these days. Too damn white it's like they put nothing in the beans but salt.
Where's the spice and seasoning that gave akara it's naija swag? Where's that light-red colour you saw inside when you broke a hot one in two and watched the vapour rise before you like incense? Akara that used to be so rich, when you squeezed two in the centre of a bread loaf and took a bite, your eyes close on their own. Instead of looking to produce pencils by 2020, the goal should be how to rescue the almighty akara from its current deformation.

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