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Every time I want to advise rich people

Every time I want to advise rich people, I imagine them saying: "How come you aren't rich with all these your brilliant ideas?"

In other words, when one tells me: "Mitty, I want to start a bottled-water company", I'm like "Cool story bro. That should be nice", when in fact I feel like saying "Chineke ekwela ihe ojo! Bottled-water company, in a recession, when former bottled-water drinkers are migrating to sachet water?"

Don't blame me. I know how the game goes. When these guys talk plans, its mostly to just keep a discussion going, nothing more. Na too much advice dey bring insult. Nobi me dem go use shine.

MO

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