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I just had an .epiphany

I just had an .epiphany.

It's suddenly very clear.

I now know why men would rather go out and "work for money" while their wives stay at home and tend to the home.

1. A man cannot see other women when he's in the kitchen cooking. This creates a big problem as it unbalances the forces that keep the universe together. Men have to go out. That way they can chase other women and restore a semblance of balance to the universe, using the magic wands between their legs.

2. The woman has to remain at home and cook, clean and wash. That way, she's so preoccupied, she cannot possibly run into him while he's "breadwinning" in different hotel rooms across the city. She also would not have time to make friends that can catch him 'working for money' in secret corners.

If you subscribe to the theory that men are polygamous in nature, you'd immediately see why this makes sense.

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